April 14, 2011

Bonerkiller: Guys Who Think This Shirt Is A Good Idea

Does it come with flabby, pale, untoned upper arms too? Oh god. I just made myself gag a little.*

*Was that too mean? I hope not. I love all guys' arms. Well, not all guys' arms; a majority. I happen to prefer a reasonable amount of triceps definition. Like, enough where he could hold about an eighth of a teaspoon of vanilla extract in place for up to three seconds with no spillage when he flexes them. Yeah. That sounds about right.   



collin said...

Can't talk; eating? More like: can't behave like a reasonable human being; WoW'ing.

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