April 14, 2011
Does it come with flabby, pale, untoned upper arms too? Oh god. I just made myself gag a little.*
*Was that too mean? I hope not. I love all guys' arms. Well, not all guys' arms; a majority. I happen to prefer a reasonable amount of triceps definition. Like, enough where he could hold about an eighth of a teaspoon of vanilla extract in place for up to three seconds with no spillage when he flexes them. Yeah. That sounds about right.