February 17, 2013

If I Were A Rich Girl

As a woman in my 30s who is single and broke — save for a few vinyl records from the ’90s that I feel could fetch me upwards of $30 on eBay — right off the top of my head, I had a few ideas of what I’d do if I were a billionairess.”

I wrote this! Go read it. Now let's listen to Gwen Stefani.


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