Comments on Shmitten Kitten: As A Head's Up, Here Are Some Dates That I Don't W...

1) a birthday party where you don't know anyone b...

2009-09-20T06:41:09.612-04:00

1) a birthday party where you don't know anyone but your date....and everyone there (but you) is getting high and talking about how much they love smoking the ganga.

2) out to a buffet with your date...and his dad.

3) to a guy's personal testimony he is giving at church where he explains his very sad sad life story.

The zoo date was a joke because I hate reptiles. N...

2009-09-10T13:49:03.322-04:00

The zoo date was a joke because I hate reptiles. No one has seriously asked me to go on that date. YET!

Who IS this guy? I mean, the zoo as a date is cut...

2009-09-10T13:48:03.444-04:00

Who IS this guy? I mean, the zoo as a date is cute, I think - but a "suprise party at the reptile house?" I dunno, I'm thinking with this guy, there shouldn't even BE a first date (well, unless he buys you a dinner nicer than KFC - which shouldn't be hard!)

Wash was awesome though it would be hard not to be...

2009-09-04T09:15:28.467-04:00

Wash was awesome though it would be hard not to be upset. Maybe he was planning on consoling you afterwards, and it was a calculated move.

Wait, I'm confused. Why would there be a surprise...

2009-09-04T01:45:04.633-04:00

Wait, I'm confused. Why would there be a surprise party in the reptile house? That threw me off, hee... "fucktarded" made me giggle, too.

I can't remember a bad date suggestion. I mean, most guys have stuck to pretty by-the-book locations. However, in one first date, the guy took me to see the movie Serenity, which was sweet for a couple reasons, except that it had me totally bummed out and in shock and wanting to cry for a few hours afterwards... I kept yelling at him, "Why would you take me to see this, knowing what happened and who died?!" Kinda hard to stay romantic when you're bummed about fictional characters dying...

All you can eat crab leg night, this would kill me...

2009-09-03T18:36:33.223-04:00

All you can eat crab leg night, this would kill me (literally)

As a date? Sounds about right to me. Nothing says ...

2009-09-03T12:48:33.502-04:00

As a date? Sounds about right to me. Nothing says romance like a fat drunk guy yelling at you to do the wave in sub-zero temperatures.

re: Stick to your guns on the NASCAR thing. My age...

2009-09-03T11:18:38.398-04:00

re: Stick to your guns on the NASCAR thing. My agency does a lot of work for NASCAR and have to go to a lot of races, and have nothing but weird rednecky horror stories. One was about a yellow school bus full of about 30 shirtless dudes...

In that case, she should probably avoid Eagles games also.

Jon, since when does going to the reptile house ma...

2009-09-03T11:15:35.243-04:00

Jon, since when does going to the reptile house make or break a zoo date? Everyone knows the real stars of the show are the tigers. Rawr!

Stick to your guns on the NASCAR thing. My agency ...

2009-09-03T11:13:32.549-04:00

Stick to your guns on the NASCAR thing. My agency does a lot of work for NASCAR and have to go to a lot of races, and have nothing but weird rednecky horror stories. One was about a yellow school bus full of about 30 shirtless dudes, all of which sat on the roof of the bus to watch the race, more than half of which just sat there holding shotguns for no apparent reason. No thank you.

Also, I feel like your reptile phobia could seriously ruin a nice zoo date. That's a shame because the zoo is awesome.

I didn't realize this NASCAR thing was such a ligh...

2009-09-03T11:05:42.620-04:00

I didn't realize this NASCAR thing was such a lightening rod! Well, in this particular case, the guy who wanted to take me seemed more into the sport of it than going with me as a cultural anomaly. Who knows? Someone wanna take me to a NASCAR race and test this theory?

re: NASCAR race Actually, that is supposed to be ...

2009-09-03T10:56:57.385-04:00

re: NASCAR race

Actually, that is supposed to be pretty impressive in person. It would almost be like refusing to spend a day at the ballpark just because you think baseball is boring on television.

Also, you would probably be one of the hottest chicks there. Talk about a self esteem booster.

I would not go any of the above (except maybe the ...

2009-09-03T06:42:35.440-04:00

I would not go any of the above (except maybe the surprise party at a reptile house). The worst date proposal has been to go to church with someone. I have a problem showing affection in front of the lord.

Haha! WOW!

2009-09-02T22:45:36.814-04:00

Haha! WOW!

Recently my cousin told me she (unwillingly) oblig...

2009-09-02T22:44:46.952-04:00

Recently my cousin told me she (unwillingly) obliged to go to a Creed Concert, this would be number one on my list of dates I don't want to go on.