<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1689381332259322103.post5254658832895241781..comments</id><updated>2009-04-23T00:31:46.622-04:00</updated><category term='Pins'/><category term='Well Played'/><category term='Things In His House That Make Me Sad'/><category term='Cupid'/><category term='Things That Make Us Go Yikes'/><category term='Textiquette'/><category term='Kate'/><category term='Oh No He Di&apos;int'/><category term='Shmitten Kitten Exclusive'/><category term='Slow Dancin&apos;'/><category term='Weirdo Beardos'/><category term='Little Known Fact'/><category term='Philly Come Over Here For A Second'/><category term='I Feel I Failed To Impress You'/><category term='And THAT&apos;S What&apos;s Up'/><category term='Things Im Terrible At'/><category term='Story Time'/><category term='See Here&apos;s The Thing'/><category term='Philly&apos;s Sexiest Dude Alive'/><category term='Events'/><category term='Philly&apos;s Hottest Nerd'/><category term='I Shoulda Known'/><category term='pics'/><category term='Julie G'/><category term='I Feel I Bummed Him Out'/><category term='Wake &apos;n&apos; 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If you make light of it, you can work around the missing white(s).  You can even use it as a demonstration of higher value (DHV) as long as you can think of a good story to explain why it’s missing that hits of or more of the DHV spikes (Protector of loved ones, Leader of men, successful risk taker ect…).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Something along the lines of, “I moved in front of a baseball heading directly towards my baby sister,” or “While in the Marines I was always the first to clear a room for my men and this one time….” would be a pretty healthy DHVs, so not all is lost.  One of the keys to the Mystery Method is that you can work around pretty much anything if you have enough “throw down” or “game.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If it is any appeasement to your point, I have a “Fucked up teeth” phobia myself.  Some of the smiles here in Iraq makes my skin craw.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;AndyB&lt;br /&gt;SPF400.blogspot.com</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1689381332259322103/5254658832895241781/comments/default/80353218291599484'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1689381332259322103/5254658832895241781/comments/default/80353218291599484'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.shmittenkitten.com/2009/04/bonerkiller-you-are-missing-prominent.html?showComment=1240461060000#c80353218291599484' title=''/><author><name>Andrew B.</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03483514541894464153</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_8vD6uH7x_-o/SA1rSAigeqI/AAAAAAAAAAM/HNttIVBa0rU/S220/866997-R1-13-11A_012.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.shmittenkitten.com/2009/04/bonerkiller-you-are-missing-prominent.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1689381332259322103.post-5254658832895241781' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1689381332259322103/posts/default/5254658832895241781' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-623378043'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1689381332259322103.post-4490624113560108613</id><published>2009-04-21T13:47:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2009-04-21T13:47:00.000-04:00</updated><title type='text'>I'm sorry noukker.  That sucks man.</title><content type='html'>I'm sorry noukker.  That sucks man.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1689381332259322103/5254658832895241781/comments/default/4490624113560108613'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1689381332259322103/5254658832895241781/comments/default/4490624113560108613'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.shmittenkitten.com/2009/04/bonerkiller-you-are-missing-prominent.html?showComment=1240336020000#c4490624113560108613' title=''/><author><name>k</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16318974903197629374</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.shmittenkitten.com/2009/04/bonerkiller-you-are-missing-prominent.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1689381332259322103.post-5254658832895241781' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1689381332259322103/posts/default/5254658832895241781' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-483256326'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1689381332259322103.post-2268679944920311059</id><published>2009-04-21T08:01:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2009-04-21T08:01:00.000-04:00</updated><title type='text'>I had a car accident, I lost front teeth, and my m...</title><content type='html'>I had a car accident, I lost front teeth, and my maxilla was broken. (That's a bone in your face that some of your teeth line up against, more or less.) They can't put in teeth for me until it heals correctly. Every six months or so, they check to see if it did, and so far it hasn't, so they rebreak and reset it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I try to only smile with my mouth closed, but this sucks and I can't do anything about it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ladies, maybe you could cut guys a break on this one. If there's a tooth missing, there's a reason, and it's something that can be fixed some day, okay? Maybe don't let it be a deal breaker.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1689381332259322103/5254658832895241781/comments/default/2268679944920311059'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1689381332259322103/5254658832895241781/comments/default/2268679944920311059'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.shmittenkitten.com/2009/04/bonerkiller-you-are-missing-prominent.html?showComment=1240315260000#c2268679944920311059' title=''/><author><name>Noukker</name><uri>http://openid.aol.com/Noukker</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/openid16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.shmittenkitten.com/2009/04/bonerkiller-you-are-missing-prominent.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1689381332259322103.post-5254658832895241781' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1689381332259322103/posts/default/5254658832895241781' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-109074173'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1689381332259322103.post-9065229684964756257</id><published>2009-04-20T16:15:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2009-04-20T16:15:00.000-04:00</updated><title type='text'>If I can see the missing tooth when you smile, the...</title><content type='html'>If I can see the missing tooth when you smile, then I'd consider it prominent. I don't make the rules, I just blog about 'em. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thanks for writing in. I'd love to hear more toothless guys explain their situations to me. I'm like the dental Dr. Phil.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1689381332259322103/5254658832895241781/comments/default/9065229684964756257'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1689381332259322103/5254658832895241781/comments/default/9065229684964756257'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.shmittenkitten.com/2009/04/bonerkiller-you-are-missing-prominent.html?showComment=1240258500000#c9065229684964756257' title=''/><author><name>Anna</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16576201339765283688</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_EdmCLX2mLzw/SVm3HoOA6fI/AAAAAAAAApQ/L-iMsyVzGGE/S220/Photo+24.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.shmittenkitten.com/2009/04/bonerkiller-you-are-missing-prominent.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1689381332259322103.post-5254658832895241781' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1689381332259322103/posts/default/5254658832895241781' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1892388405'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1689381332259322103.post-6980683527053840852</id><published>2009-04-20T14:49:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2009-04-20T14:49:00.000-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Can we get a breakdown of what teeth are considere...</title><content type='html'>Can we get a breakdown of what teeth are considered prominent?  I'm missing a premolar due to botched dental work, but I think that I'm otherwise a respectable individual.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1689381332259322103/5254658832895241781/comments/default/6980683527053840852'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1689381332259322103/5254658832895241781/comments/default/6980683527053840852'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.shmittenkitten.com/2009/04/bonerkiller-you-are-missing-prominent.html?showComment=1240253340000#c6980683527053840852' title=''/><author><name>thesimplicity</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04344492242825896434</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_DIKVCDx2B-A/SdadEQSd-6I/AAAAAAAAA5E/tlWXTEtidTI/S220/jejune_back.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.shmittenkitten.com/2009/04/bonerkiller-you-are-missing-prominent.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1689381332259322103.post-5254658832895241781' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1689381332259322103/posts/default/5254658832895241781' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-791591536'/></entry></feed>
