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I like me some Matts, Dans, Daves, and James'....

2011-12-22T02:09:08.348-05:00

I like me some Matts, Dans, Daves, and James'. Simple names, sounds like the dude is in a band. I suspect that not only a man's shortness, but the wussiness of his name has an adverse effect on his getting laid. Judging by the men of the internet. I would have been named "Dimitri" if I were a boy. I know it sounds weird, but Dima is kind of a hot name for a Russian boy in Russia. Maybe because I knew a guitar playing, attractive Dimitri when I was a kid...

Names can be treacherous. One my faves is "A...

2010-11-12T13:50:52.709-05:00

Names can be treacherous. One my faves is "Avi". I have met my share of gross Avi's, but man..I still love that name.

My parents were going to name me Harry if I was a ...

2010-02-01T10:34:18.557-05:00

My parents were going to name me Harry if I was a boy, thank goodness I was born with a vagina. We then got a cat and they named him Harry... I don't know what their deal with the name Harry but someone was going to get it! AT least it was the cat!

ha. my mom broke up with the guy she dated before ...

2009-12-06T16:28:05.293-05:00

ha. my mom broke up with the guy she dated before my dad because his name was Herb.

My first, middle, and last name are all awesome. I...

2009-12-04T19:58:27.228-05:00

My first, middle, and last name are all awesome. I am the triple threat.

I've got the first name covered. Last name... ...

2009-12-04T16:56:36.794-05:00

I've got the first name covered. Last name... not so much.

I have a friend whose name is Ben Savage. I too h...

2009-12-04T16:05:10.435-05:00

I have a friend whose name is Ben Savage. I too have a thing about last names needing to be awesome, because mine's pretty cool.

Tried to give a guy named Dana a chance once... ya...

2009-12-04T14:44:08.400-05:00

Tried to give a guy named Dana a chance once... ya it didn't work out.

for a long time, i have decided that i am hypenati...

2009-12-04T11:54:00.673-05:00

for a long time, i have decided that i am hypenating my last name. i do not want to give it up, but i also like that whole take-the-dudes-last-name thing.

i have gone through this in my head with all the boyfriends' last names. none of them sound good.

i have come to realize that there is only ONE name that i like in conjunction with my last name and it's "rosen."

i need to marry a rosen.

This is exactly why I love my name. (And also why ...

2009-12-04T11:39:09.645-05:00

This is exactly why I love my name. (And also why I stress about naming any future kids I might have.)

Weird, I know a Matthew Perry too.

2009-12-04T11:28:18.174-05:00

Weird, I know a Matthew Perry too.