Comments on Shmitten Kitten: Bonerkiller: Appointment TV Watchers

my best friend and i watch some shows on the phone...

2009-11-08T23:57:54.387-05:00

my best friend and i watch some shows on the phone together since we live far. i think it makes our friendship cool and lame, because we are very dark and intense people who pause our lives for gossip girl and degrassi.

Uh, making friends with boners.

2009-11-07T22:42:32.282-05:00

Uh, making friends with boners.

killing friends with boners

2009-11-07T13:57:39.281-05:00

killing friends with boners

This can not only kill a boner, but a friendship a...

2009-11-07T08:52:36.020-05:00

This can not only kill a boner, but a friendship as well.

Actually, on my first date with my high school swe...

2009-11-06T14:47:54.365-05:00

Actually, on my first date with my high school sweetheart, we went back to his house with our buddy Ed and we watched a scene from a porn. He said that there was a funny rap in it that he wanted to show me. I was too freaked out to be in his bedroom to pay attention to the screen. Shrug.

Two major things happened that I overlooked:
1. Bringing a friend along to our first date.
2. Making me watch a scene from a porn with him on our first date.

So, why'd I stick around? He had a zine, a car and worked in a record store. Case closed.

i invited a girl over to watch a porn once. that w...

2009-11-06T14:04:19.123-05:00

i invited a girl over to watch a porn once. that was awesome.

oh for the love of... TIVO. LOOK INTO IT. hell, ...

2009-11-06T13:14:03.802-05:00

oh for the love of... TIVO. LOOK INTO IT. hell, even a VCR with one lone tape you reuse over and over again would work.
Miss Bee, you made my jaw drop. correct usage of the term "boy" there. yes, it's an anime. plus, it sucks. i would stay miffed about that too.

i once invited a boy over to my place and he said,...

2009-11-06T11:41:07.239-05:00

i once invited a boy over to my place and he said, "no, i'm watching dragonball z."

DRAGON
BALL
Z

i think that's anime. i know it's a cartoon.

i am still miffed about it, and it was roughly eight years ago.

I loved Dawson's Creek in college too! Let'...

2009-11-06T11:15:11.620-05:00

I loved Dawson's Creek in college too! Let's have a Dawson's marathon!

I'd postpone a date to watch The Next Iron Che...

2009-11-06T11:14:31.801-05:00

I'd postpone a date to watch The Next Iron Chef. Which is probably why I'm single. But I'm ok with that. At least Alton brown doesn't judge me.

This is actually not a bonerkiller for me, but it&...

2009-11-06T00:10:48.706-05:00

This is actually not a bonerkiller for me, but it's probably only because I'm one of these people. But even I know that that's what dvrs are for.

A: This has happened to me and it's irritating...

2009-11-06T00:10:09.996-05:00

A: This has happened to me and it's irritating as hell.
B: Nice video. Bwahahahahaha. Gotta love Black Flag.