this guy will also try to convert you to his hardline stance on politics and get visibly angry if you disagree slightly with any parts of his argument. it will escalate to the point where you will be so turned off by his approach that it actually makes the other side seem reasonable. you will be shocked to find yourself thinking thoughts by the end of the night such as, "maybe apartheid is a good idea after all" or, "maybe the homeless should be rounded up and shot by a firing squad." and the collective smell of so much concentrated west philly b.o. will make you gag on your free tempeh salad.
oh, and have fun finding a cab under $20 from west philly to the bar where all of your friends are actually hanging out. Good luck with that. - anna
