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Showing newest posts with label Pics and Vids. Show older posts
July 15, 2010
May 30, 2010
May 24, 2010
May 15, 2010
Pics and Vids: Dance, Dance
Just so we're on the same page, if a guy were to ever greet me for our first date by dancing like the way Sam Rockwell does here, I would agree to have his children on the spot, no genetic screening required. It'd be a done deal.
And, not to sound creepy, but I'd pay up to $50 dollars to kiss one of his earlobes.
And, not to sound creepy, but I'd pay up to $50 dollars to kiss one of his earlobes.
May 5, 2010
April 29, 2010
April 20, 2010
April 17, 2010
Pics and Vids: When I Said That I Wanted To Meet A Smart, Funny Guy Who Doesn't Take Himself Too Seriously
I should've been more specific. I should've also added that he must not idealize magicians and/or Mr. Peanut.
via Coyote Pact
via Coyote Pact
April 16, 2010
Pics and Vids: Adults Only
As a kid, I felt that becoming a sophisticated adult entitled me to the following perks:
I didn't expect that I'd grow up to be 6'1, so the high heels thing isn't part of my wardrobe. Plus, I can't walk in 'em. That's out.
So, that leaves me with my third one. Growing up outside of Chicago, I'd see these ads on TV about this romantic wonderland called Sybaris. According to their extremely cheesy, low-tech ads, I could look forward to flower petals on beds, wearing robes, fireplaces, and MY OWN IN-ROOM WHIRLTUB! Where do I sign up for this? Look at this place:
The funny thing is that it didn't even register at all as a creepy thing. It just looked like so much fun to rent a pool suite! I imagined it'd be like we were riding in Vince Neil's limo cruising down the Sunset Strip, right? Break open the champagne.
In high school, I heard that a few friends were going to rent out some rooms at Sybaris after prom and it re-ignited my desire to go. I asked my boyfriend at the time if he'd be into it and he flatly rejected the idea. No rose petals? No luxurious robes? No in-room whirltub? Nope. None for me. He was never up for anything like that. I mean, he worked at a record store. Those guys aren't exactly known to kick up their heels.
Am I alone in this? Did anyone else ever think that these places were the height of fun and romance? Did the lunatics on Blind Date kill this whirlpool-during-a-date idea? So many questions!
- Ordering pu pu platters
- Wearing high heels
- Going to romantic weekend getaway destinations
I didn't expect that I'd grow up to be 6'1, so the high heels thing isn't part of my wardrobe. Plus, I can't walk in 'em. That's out.
So, that leaves me with my third one. Growing up outside of Chicago, I'd see these ads on TV about this romantic wonderland called Sybaris. According to their extremely cheesy, low-tech ads, I could look forward to flower petals on beds, wearing robes, fireplaces, and MY OWN IN-ROOM WHIRLTUB! Where do I sign up for this? Look at this place:
The funny thing is that it didn't even register at all as a creepy thing. It just looked like so much fun to rent a pool suite! I imagined it'd be like we were riding in Vince Neil's limo cruising down the Sunset Strip, right? Break open the champagne.
In high school, I heard that a few friends were going to rent out some rooms at Sybaris after prom and it re-ignited my desire to go. I asked my boyfriend at the time if he'd be into it and he flatly rejected the idea. No rose petals? No luxurious robes? No in-room whirltub? Nope. None for me. He was never up for anything like that. I mean, he worked at a record store. Those guys aren't exactly known to kick up their heels.
Am I alone in this? Did anyone else ever think that these places were the height of fun and romance? Did the lunatics on Blind Date kill this whirlpool-during-a-date idea? So many questions!
March 21, 2010
Pics and Vids: Good News! Guys Have Been Annoying Women With Their Terrible Phone Skills Since BEFORE WE WERE BORN
Why don't you wind the cord around your finger like you're at a slumber party and you want to coordinate your outfit for Friday's dance with your BFF? Don't pay attention to me sitting here or anything. God, why did I agree to go out with this guy?
By the way, you're dangerously close to having a ball pop out of your tennis shorts. Quit waving your testes around like you own this fucking place.
"Why, yes, I'll have another whiskey on the rocks. This time, make it a double. Thanks."
*taps ring against the glass impatiently and rolls eyes*
via Ned Hepburn
By the way, you're dangerously close to having a ball pop out of your tennis shorts. Quit waving your testes around like you own this fucking place.
"Why, yes, I'll have another whiskey on the rocks. This time, make it a double. Thanks."
*taps ring against the glass impatiently and rolls eyes*
via Ned Hepburn
March 17, 2010
Pics and Vids: I'm So Excited
FINALLY, the Pointer Sisters / Saved by the Bell mash-up that we've all been waiting for. Not gonna lie; watching this just put me in the best mood.
via @platypusjones
via @platypusjones
March 10, 2010
Pics and Vids: Here We Are Now, Entertain Us
NOW WE'RE TALKIN'! An ice skating routine set to "Smells Like Teen Spirit?" Yes, consider me entertained, if by entertained you mean completely transfixed by this bandanna brandishing, ice-devouring grunge tornado. I'll bet he throws the best parties ever, with like lions and mimes and washed up Hollywood hasbeens and midgets serving coke on trays and shit. You know, real pizza-on-the-turntable David Lynch-esque freak scenes.
I love every single thing about this clip. It's like a mosh pit on ice! Just watch.
ps - I'll bet you ten bucks that he probably keeps his socks on while he's doing it. Ewwwwww!
pps - He kind of looks like Mallory's boyfriend on Family Ties, Nick, right?
via tofuttibreak
I love every single thing about this clip. It's like a mosh pit on ice! Just watch.
ps - I'll bet you ten bucks that he probably keeps his socks on while he's doing it. Ewwwwww!
pps - He kind of looks like Mallory's boyfriend on Family Ties, Nick, right?
via tofuttibreak
March 2, 2010
February 12, 2010
Pics and Vids: The Art of Meeting Men
I'm taking notes because I need all the help I can get. So, it's cool if I stare at a guy and spill a drink on him as long as I have a wacky shirt on, am holding a teddy bear, and wear crazy earrings? DONE! I mean, what do I have to lose at this point? A re-run of Dallas and a pint of ice cream?
via Mark
via Mark
February 9, 2010
Pics and Vids: Cookie Cute
This melted my cold, jaded, bitter heart a little bit. We're all just looking for our perfect chocolate chip cookie, right?
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January 15, 2010
Pics and Vids: A Friday Laff
This is my life except that my booty call dudes are the worst ones on the planet and never answer when I text. They get around to it, like, three days later when I'm doing something stupid like waiting in line at the bank. It's great to be nonchalant and all, but seriously, a little chalance (is that a word?) would go a long way, boys. I have no idea why they continue to be in my phone. They're like my own personal government employees: it'd be too much of a hassle to fire 'em and hire new ones. There's paperwork involved. I have to advertise for new recruits. I think they might be in a union, too. I don't wanna piss those guys off, you know?
via Space Ghetto
December 24, 2009
Pics and Vids: A Cheap Laugh
Not to be too much of a Cosmo-sipper on Girls Night Out complaining about how there are no good guys left in this damn city, but I thought this Venn diagram was good for a cheap laugh. Bottoms up!
via Vicious Little Monster
via Vicious Little Monster
November 4, 2009
Pics and Vids: I Have To Think That The Alliance Is Going To Frown On This
I'm gonna toss some math at you:
I wonder if he'd make a special appearance at our dance party on Sat., Nov. 14th at National Mechanics? I'd pay him up to $50 to do it!
Red spandex + polyphonic ringtones + floppy moobs + living in your mom's basement + sending away for a magic kit in the mail + American flag = the best three and a half minutes I've spent today.Here we are now, Magician Devlin, entertain us.
I wonder if he'd make a special appearance at our dance party on Sat., Nov. 14th at National Mechanics? I'd pay him up to $50 to do it!
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