Dudes, come here for a sec. We wanna let you in on a little secret: we are totally enthralled with how you can grow hair ON YOUR FACE. It's fascinating to us. So, when you casually mention how you are going to grow a beard and three days later show up for happy hour with full-on Paul Bunyan-esque face plumage, we are impressed. Look at your newly bushy visage! Someone should buy you a beer or a plate of pancakes for growing that thing. You should walk around with your own jug of maple syrup, you lumberjack, you.
It's also great when we totally bypass the beard growing out stage, where kissing you passionately for over ten minutes results in an accidental, painful, skin-irritating microdermabrasion session. Take it from us, that can be a doozie.
So, for all of you burly guys that can grow a beard *like that*, we tip our hats to you. Keep on growin' and showin' in the free world! Just letting you know, we think it's cool.