February 3, 2009

Tip Our Hats: Guys That Can Grow A Beard Like That *Insert Snap Here*

Dudes, come here for a sec. We wanna let you in on a little secret: we are totally enthralled with how you can grow hair ON YOUR FACE. It's fascinating to us. So, when you casually mention how you are going to grow a beard and three days later show up for happy hour with full-on Paul Bunyan-esque face plumage, we are impressed. Look at your newly bushy visage! Someone should buy you a beer or a plate of pancakes for growing that thing. You should walk around with your own jug of maple syrup, you lumberjack, you.

It's also great when we totally bypass the beard growing out stage, where kissing you passionately for over ten minutes results in an accidental, painful, skin-irritating microdermabrasion session. Take it from us, that can be a doozie.

So, for all of you burly guys that can grow a beard *like that*, we tip our hats to you. Keep on growin' and showin' in the free world! Just letting you know, we think it's cool.

20 comments:

amanda mello said...

BRING ME YOUR BEARDS!Mmmmmm beards.

monica said...

dear shmitten kitten,
i love you guys and agree with you on quite a lot of things, but i just CAN NOT get down with this! STOP ENCOURAGING DUDES TO GROW BEARDS!! sure, stubble is fine, show me that you're not 14, but a full on beard is terrible. if you've got a cute face, LET ME SEE IT!

Juls215 said...

second what monica said, there is nothing grosser than a sweat and beer covered man at the P.O.P.E.

Anna said...

I didn't realize that this was such a hot button issue!

Anna said...

...a hot bearded button.

amanda mello said...

Oh the hottest bearded button. Mmmmmmmm beards. Guys, I'll never stop loving your sweaty beard. I promise. Lemme scratch it for you.

Juls215 said...

Stop encouraging them!

amanda mello said...

I will encourage CONSTANTLY. A man who can grow a beautiful beard should! Heh.

plaidtattoo said...

I'm only growing a beard for Amandamello's birthday. My stance is , as a grown ass man, that my chiseled jaw looks a lot better without them. Then again, I can grow a beard like *that* . The catty boy in me says guys under 28 grow beards to hide double or weak chins.

Brielle said...

depends on the man, depends on the beard!!! i like a nicely groomed beard but i don't want to have to search for his lips.

amanda mello said...

Wayne, I think that's one of the nice things about the beard! It hides a week chin! I like my men a little doughy, so, you know. Chiseled faces are nice too, and sometimes it's a shame to see those covered in beards.

I'm so glad your growing a birthday beard just for me!

chris said...

Here's one bearded man (me) paying homage to a beautiful woman (Anna) that appreciates a manly man (me). My beard's wonderful array colors - dark brown along my rugged jaw; speckles of red on my cheeks; youthful blond highlights under my bottom lip - doesnt impress many women... maybe we'll cross paths one day. until then, my only solace is that mom loves ol beardy. [sigh]

Anna said...

Wow, Chris! That knocked my socks off. Thank you for the compliment. I'm sure your beard is both mighty and awe-inspiring, as any worthy beard should be.

chris said...

sure thing. a dear friend forwarded your site to me - boy am i grateful; she's the treasurer of my beard's fanclub. anyway, just added shmittenkitten as a favorite... I dont mean to impose, but can i recommend a discussion on "appropriate eating habits for a man: when a man-diet becomes a turn-off." I'd be curious to hear your thoughts, you gorgeous gal.

Anna said...

Wow again, Chris! I'm really happy that you like our site. Stick around.

What exactly is a man-diet? Like wings and hoagies (or subs, for you non-Philly folk)?

I prefer my men to gnaw on roasted turkey legs, like the kind you get at a Ren Faire or the funpit at Medieval Times. Nothin' screams masculinity like a meal devoid of utensils.

chris said...

no, no, the opposite. men that only eat iceberg lettuce and hummus while sipping a perrier. maybe thats a 'man on a diet,' and not a 'man-diet?' either way, i hope i'm never that guy.

...wings, hoagies, and especially(!) turkey legs + beard = one hell of a Man

okay, work to do. i'll check in later in the week. love your site. love it

Danielle said...

BEARDS ARE AWESOME!!! Check out our proud Beard Team USA...

http://beardteamusa.org/

Katie L. Thompson said...

Yeah, I've got beard issues...

Jen Da Purse Ho said...

i'm not into FULL beards, but omg all other facial hair drives me wild...esp goatees and the 'stash. :)

polianarchy said...

Tell those beardo weirdos to shave it & call me. ;)

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