We'd bet ten bucks that in high school he used a Bic pen to carve his favorite bands' names into his desk. He scoffs at authority and likes to flip the bird at every opportunity. His long hair is amazingly silky for a guy who washes it with Pert Plus once every two weeks. He only has, like, one pair of frayed gray jeans, which he wears to death. They have never been washed and at this point, they could probably walk around town on their own.
Dude, next time you flash us the devil horns, we will do a rock lock with you (it's like a high-five but more in-the-know). We love you, Metal Head!