The image of you wearing a blue glitter dress, black stockings and high heels is now burned into my retinas. It's like I stared too long at the sun, but it was an ugly, freaky sun. Granted, you were in college when it was taken, but that picture has really turned me off.
You wore a cheap, ill-fitting, stringy blond wig and your red lipstick was smeared, like you'd just made out with the Joker. It looked like you got dressed in Liza Minelli's closet in the dark. And, you were sitting on a couch sipping a Cosmo crossing your legs, all lady-like. You already know how I feel about that.
Let's put it like this; you made Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs look like freakin' Barbarella. Two thumbs down. Way down.