October 21, 2009

Drawn Dudes: The Stress Mess

This guy is the worst. He's always busy, rushing from one event to another. When you guys do have plans, he's easily distracted and unable to focus on anything you're saying because he's fielding constant text messages or scanning around the room for people he knows.

He has great style; we'll give him that. BUT, he has offensive body odor that you'll get a face full of if you go in for a hug. Seriously, he smells like a tuna hoagie left on the subway floor. He doesn't really give full hugs anyway, mostly just half hugs and a lot of nods. His stressful job keeps him on edge, but his constant coffee consumption and chain smoking doesn't seem to help either.

So, why do you even hang out with him? Well, you've known him for years and he used to be a rad punk dude that you could kick it with back in the day. Now, he's just a total stress mess. Bummer.


Anonymous said...

Sadly, I am the female version of the stress mess...

Anonymous said...

I'm seeing one of these guys right now. And he really DOES smell weird.

Unknown said...

I am so afraid that will be me in the coming years. I need to find a way to get a handle on my stress in life between school and work. I believe though once I am out of school most of the stress will diminish due to having a job I would like and no worries about classes. Seriously what advice might you guys have for me?

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