He has great style; we'll give him that. BUT, he has offensive body odor that you'll get a face full of if you go in for a hug. Seriously, he smells like a tuna hoagie left on the subway floor. He doesn't really give full hugs anyway, mostly just half hugs and a lot of nods. His stressful job keeps him on edge, but his constant coffee consumption and chain smoking doesn't seem to help either.
So, why do you even hang out with him? Well, you've known him for years and he used to be a rad punk dude that you could kick it with back in the day. Now, he's just a total stress mess. Bummer.