I not talking about if he took a long bike ride and got a little more color than usual, I'm talking about those loud, belligerent, drunk sports dudes that waddle up to me with a face redder than a freshly spanked behind. It's the stupid icing on their stupid not good cake.
By the way, have you ever seen the show Kenny vs. Spenny? Well, it's like when Kenny and Spenny competed to see who can be homeless the longest and Spenny panhandles all day and spends his money on sunblock. I can't stand Spenny, but I can relate to his commitment to protect his skin from the sun's harmful rays.
As a side note, this is one of my favorite shows of all time so if you haven't seen it, stop what you're doing and watch every single episode. It's NSFW because Kenny cusses a lot and basically verbally abuses Spenny.