May 3, 2010

Bonerkiller: Guys With Severe Sunburns Because They Just Look Stupid

I will never take a guy seriously if he's talking to me with a severe, stupid sunburn on his mug. Did this guy fail out of the Boy Scouts? Doesn't he know that he has to protect his skin? Slap on some SPF, brother.

I not talking about if he took a long bike ride and got a little more color than usual, I'm talking about those loud, belligerent, drunk sports dudes that waddle up to me with a face redder than a freshly spanked behind. It's the stupid icing on their stupid not good cake.

By the way, have you ever seen the show Kenny vs. Spenny? Well, it's like when Kenny and Spenny competed to see who can be homeless the longest and Spenny panhandles all day and spends his money on sunblock. I can't stand Spenny, but I can relate to his commitment to protect his skin from the sun's harmful rays.

As a side note, this is one of my favorite shows of all time so if you haven't seen it, stop what you're doing and watch every single episode. It's NSFW because Kenny cusses a lot and basically verbally abuses Spenny.


Amanda said...

A friend made me watch Kenny vs. Spenny in college and at first I was like, "why do you hate me, this is so stupid" but then I saw the light. I think I only saw the first season, though, and Wikipedia tells me there are six, so I really need to get on that.

It does only ever seem to be the drunk and belligerent dudes with sunburns, for some reason.

Tender Branson said...

C'mon, on us fair skin guys can't help it...

Drew said...

It does only ever seem to be the drunk and belligerent dudes with sunburns, for some reason

Um, there's a correlation with a certain ethnic group, Anna.

Drew said...

Oops, sorry, that was Amanda. Still, you know who I mean. They come from a little green island.

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