|Worming his way into my heart|
He's flopping around the dance floor doing the worm, rented tux be damned. I don't know where he learned to do it, but he's executing the move perfectly. It's like he's bringing a little bit of street to this ballroom and I am truly delighted at his impromptu performance.
Is he single? Does he live here in town? Is he on Facebook? I wanna know everything about this one-man entertainment center. Is he staying at this hotel? What room? I MUST FIND OUT!
What's his name? Derek? *cups hands around my mouth* GO, DEREK, GO!