All of the guys put up a great fight, but ultimately Michael won everyone over with his charm. Hot damn, that guy knows how to wear a suit well! It might've given him the edge. His name evokes royalty anyway, so it's no surprise that he would take the top spot. As a winner, he gets five cases of Sly Fox beer AND gets to judge Varsity Tryouts at Cheerleaders with his best buds. Woohoo!
On a personal note, I want to thank everyone for coming out last night. We really didn't know what to expect when we decided to stage a live pageant featuring a bunch of dudes, but last night couldn't have gone better. All of the guys who participated really got into it and put on a fantastic show. I had a blast up on the mic. It was almost like I was on stage at Amateur Night at the Apollo. Rocktits! were amazing, as always. Sly Fox were the best beer sponsor ever because we got nice and drunk, courtesy of them. The staff at Johnny Brenda's were downright saintly. And, we couldn't have asked for a better, more rowdy crowd.
Instead of telling you about it, peep the slideshow below so you can see how radical it was. Be sure to enable the comments so you get the full experience.
Yup, that was pretty radical. I swiped the photos from Lora and Brian's uploads, so muchos gracias. Can't wait 'til next year to do it all again!