August 28, 2010
Shiiiiiiit. Boy, you lookin' fiiiiiine. That little bowtie you have on there? Damn, Papi. *bites knuckle like Lenny in Laverne and Shirley* There's a reason Chippendale dancers all wear bowties, because it connotes class. You know that. You get it. Oh God, I wanna mess your hair up. I wanna nibble on your earlobe. I want to give you a bowjob because you're basically wearing neck lingerie. Rawr!
PS: He gets extra points if he pushes his glasses up the bridge of his nose with his pointer finger as he asks for my phone number.