Just kidding! My dream guy would be Alex P. Keaton and/or Marty McFly and/or Teen Wolf. Any of those would do it for me. I'd also turn my head at Max Fischers, Fonzs, and Glenn Danzings.
A recent favorite was a guy who dressed as FDR replete with wire-framed glasses, a wheelchair and a blanket over his legs like he was ready for an impromptu Fireside chat. I couldn't tell if the wheelchair was part of the costume or if he was really wheelchair-bound. It didn't matter; I had the hots for him.
However, chatting proved tricky because his face was pretty much at my crotch level so I had to kneel down on the ground to introduce myself. It got awkward squatting on the kitchen floor in the middle of a raging house party trying to make light-hearted small talk whilst balancing my red Solo cup on his wheelchair arm. My leg cramped up after a while so I stood up like a creaky old man with arthritis. THAT'S PRETTY HOT, RIGHT FELLAS?
What would your dream guy dress up as? Tell me in the comments.