It's pretty radical when a guy tricks out his living room for maximum entertainment value. There's a huge comfy leather couch for A+ lounging. There's perfect coffee table placement two feet away to prop our toesies up. And, there's speakers dotted around the room. As Pauly D would say, "Awwww yeah, surround sound, yeah."
But, my favorite thing is the huge projection screen mounted on the wall so when he loads up the latest episode of Eastbound & Down, it feels like we're parked in a drive-in movie. I look around the place nodding my head in approval. Then, I'll smile at him while I reach over to clink our beer bottles together. THIS IS MY DREAM LIVING ROOM, DUDE! Nice work. We're pretty much couch potato ballers. It doesn't get much better than this. (Just between us, I have low standards for what constitutes being a baller.)
He many only have ketchup and a lone, limp pickle in his fridge, but while we're taking in a flick surrounded by state-of-the-art technology, I feel like a newborn baby swaddled in this leather couch. And, that just makes me glad.