January 6, 2011

I Love Love Love Guys Who Know All The Words To "Like A Rolling Stone"

Any guy who knows all the words to this song has an 80% better chance of getting my real phone number by the end of the night. It bumps up to 90% if he tells me that he covered this song in his 8th grade battle of the bands contest (he came in third). And, it'll skyrocket to 99% if he belts out the song in an exaggerated Bob Dylan accent that makes me laugh so hard that my beer almost shoots out of my nose.


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