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January 15, 2011

Shmitten Kitten Tweet Roundup

By Anna
In case you were curious, here are my top 5 favorite tweets I've written in the past week:
5. "Hey guys, there's a kill screen coming up."

4. I'd rather be watching Twin Peaks.

3. In conclusion, talking to a 23-year-old guy about music makes me want to shoot myself in the face.

2. DID OUR LATE NIGHT TEXT MESSAGE EXCHANGE WHILE HE WAS DRUNK TWELVE DAYS AGO LOADED WITH INNUENDO AND TITILLATING IMAGERY MEAN NOTHING???

1. Sometimes I feel like he doesn't even appreciate the way I ignore him when I first walk into the party so I don't appear too eager.
Here's one more link to click: Follow me on Twitter.


Tags: And THAT'S What's Up, Little Known Fact

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

what does it matter that they were 23?

January 16, 2011 at 7:41 PM

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