He called me up on the phone
And asked me out for this weekend
I was stoked because he had a good job
And seemed like a nice guy.
We even had a few friends in common. Seems perfect, right?
He's a bit older than me but that's cool; I like mature guys.
I was excited to see how the date would go.
But when picked me up, his outfit was wack. He wore a hemp necklace, a vest and shiny black shoes with baggy jeans.
I tried to overlook his terrible fashion choices because he might be a good person, which is what counts.
He took me to a fancy restaurant that he's been wanting to try for a while.
But, during dinner, he wouldn't stop talking about himself
And the stock market.
He didn't laugh at any of my pop culture jokes.
He said he doesn't watch TV and when he does, it's only to watch sports.
The check came and he paid for it.
Then, I suggested we go see my friend's band who were playing down the street. He agreed to go but seemed out of his element.
He said it was too loud for him.
And he started yawning at 11pm.
When he dropped me off at my house, he tried to kiss me.
But I jumped out before he could.
Then he called and texted me a ton trying to see me again.
I finally told him that I wasn't interested and deleted his number.