This fully knitted beanie/beard combo seems legit. It's only $35 and it's a perfect fit for both bank robbers AND hairless Band of Horses fans, which is a woefully under-served market. Hmmm. I'll take three!
JK! This is the most horrifying thing I've ever seen. It's like a glory hole for his lips. Ewwww.
Hat tip to Jen for this monstrosity.