I've only dumped three guys in my entire life and two of them wore wraparound shades. The third one might've worn wraparound shades but we only hung out at night so I have no idea if he owns a pair in his personal collection. He probably did. I probably sensed that about him so good for me for nipping that shit in the bud. *pats myself on the back*
I'm getting queasy just talking about this. I seriously hate these sunglasses, especially if they have some bright-colored reflective surface because it looks like he has a humungous oil slick on his face. BARF!