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May 16, 2011
When He Asks You To Do Something And You Get All Dolled Up To Go Out And He Cancels At The Last Minute
MOTHERFUCKER, I SHOWERED FOR YOU.
adapted from here
story of my life.
May 19, 2011 at 2:08 AM
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