July 19, 2011

Bonerkiller: Blabbermouths

this = him
I recently saw a good friend I hadn't seen in a while. About an hour into our hangout as we were giving each other life updates, I mentioned the last person I'd hooked up with and to my surprise, she already knew about it.

"How'd you know?" I asked, puzzled.

"Oh, everyone knows." She waved it off with her hand.

"What are you talking about?"

"He told everyone."

"Everyone?" I repeated.

"Oh yeah. We've all known for a while. Seriously, EVERYONE knows. Like, ev-ery-one." She said it slowly to emphasize how far the gossip had spread.

Really? He had to tell ALL of our friends about it? What the fuck? Did I miss the press conference? Did I also miss the mass text? I guess I missed the skywriter too. I'd understand if he mentioned it to one or two close friends because that's normal, but did he really have to tell ALL OF OUR FRIENDS? Ew!  

"Well, what'd he say?" I was starting to get pissed off.

"He told us everything."

"Who's 'us'?" I listened as she rattled off a string of names. After about ten, I cut her off telling her that I'd heard enough.

Okay, now I was officially pissed. I felt my face get hot with anger. What a blabbermouth! Last time I checked, we are all adults here. I didn't realize by kicking it with a guy on a whim I'd set off a gossip chain that would wind itself around the city. What kind of guy does that? Is it just me or is that weird? Grrrrrrr


Anna said...

Snitches get stitches.

Laryssa said...

Trying to see it in a positive light: if he didn't think you were super hot and awesome, he probably wouldn't have told anyone. I know it sucks that everyone knows your business, but perhaps you should be flattered!

Anna said...

Ha! Well, that is a good way to look at it so thank you. I still wanna sock him in his nose, but I'm just gonna drop it. "The monkey's out of the bottle man."

Anonymous said...

EVERY guy does that. They all have to brag about their "conquests."

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