I was chatting with my friends the other day about a guy we hadn't seen in a while who used to text me flirty messages constantly. My one girlfriend chimed in that she used to get the same exact texts from him too.
"You know, he used to always say that he had a dream about me the previous night, which was kinda weird," she said.
"Me too!" I exclaimed. "He would always tell me that in his dream we were dating or married or some shit." My friend nodded her head.
My third friend started to crack up. "Guys, I know him. Telling girls that he had a dream about them is his thing. He says that to all the girls he likes."
Whaaaaaaaat? THAT'S his line? His dreams were bullshit! Who lies about having a dream about someone? That's nuts, right? I honestly thought that I had taken up space in his subconscious. But no, it was all a ruse. You hear me? A RUSE! Well, now I'm on to his dream scheme and I'm never falling for that stupid line again.