Because I say stuff like this:
And, not for nuthin', but HowAboutWe.com recently named me as one of the Top 10 Ten People You Should Be Following On Twitter If You're Single. I'm number #9 which I think means that if the other 8 people ahead of me get married, then I'm #1. That's how it works right? Like if this were the American government and we were talking about who was in line to succeed the president, I'd be the equivalent of the House Minority Whip. I'm pretty pumped about that.
And, if you follow me on Twitter, I promise I'll never make an awkward political science joke like that ever again. Girl Scout's honor.