March 28, 2012
Are you sure his beard isn't too manicured? 'Cause I don't like beards that are too neat. Personally, I like a bit of neck scruff. Otherwise, it runs the risk of looking too boy band-ish. Fuck those shitty boy band beards in the face. So it's scruffy? Are you sure? Good.
Fuck, I'll bet that he looks downright foxy drinking a pint of beer. He does, doesn't he? Did you see him drink a beer? Was it a stout? Did he get foam on his upper lip and wipe it off with his shirt sleeve? Did he look like a thirsty walrus but in a hot way? Shiiiiiiiiiiiit. Ha! Yeah, I just said the word "shit" like Clay Davis from The Wire. I'm pleased you got the reference. *fistbump*
Huh. He grew a beard. Well, this is a game changer. I gotta see it!