May 5, 2012

Pics and Vids: Well, This Is A Terrible Dating Profile Video

Whoa! For a dating profile video, this guy has sure has some controversial opinions. When he's not complaining about avoiding STDs, the state of race relations, or straight-up oversharing, he's borderline entertaining. He almost sounds like a slow-talking British Kenny Powers. See for yourself. This clip is slightly NSFW due to his totally inappropriate use of explicit language.




via Buzzfeed

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

This cannot be real! He sounds like he flunked a soliloquy/dating class taught by Kenneth Branagh: "Inner Thoughts 101: How to Seem Just Crazy Enough to Be Interesting, Whilst Not Repulsing Women With Your Actual Crazy". He's not even benefiting from the intrinsic charm of a British accent. Although, I would almost meet him for a drink just to see what other tortured things he would say in overly dramatic tones.

Rosemary said...

Well, firstly, I don't think he's British. He sounds like he might be Indian, having gone to a private school, or maybe South African, which would explain his "white man" comment ... (or New Zealand?)

Then, yeah, crazy. Wouldn't really sell it to me. But I'm right there with him with his BJ point.

Rosemary said...

Oh right. It's this guy (an actor): http://www.michaelsatow.com/

I don't get it though - was he aiming for humour?!

Anonymous said...

Ugh, I don't know how he can segue right from being ashamed by the treatment of women to some tired old trope about women only liking assholes. Sounds like some faux-enlightened, insincere bullshit to me.

Anonymous said...

@Rosemary: I suspect he is going for the same kind of internet fame the fake e-Harmony cat lady had for ten minutes last year. http://youtu.be/mTTwcCVajAc

chris said...

Brilliant!

Anonymous said...

What in the HELL just happened?! I'm watching this while sitting in my bed with my computer on my lap so it was super creepy and close and I feel violated. This otherwise really attractive guy is terrifying.

Then I read Rosemary's comment and felt even more gross.

Anonymous said...

WHAT? he's not even british? i feel cheated out of some good old fashioned outrage. you win again, internet.

Anonymous said...

The comments are only validating the impression I got; I don't think this guy is for real, there are certain moments in which he looks like he's going to break, including the part where he looks behind him. I would bet he's doing it as a joke or some assignment or to make a point by seeing what kind of women respond to him etc...

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