I've never had a security question make me so defensive before. Clearly, the team at Apple Security doesn't realize that times are tough dating-wise these days. Frankly, I'm not in the mood to think about why I don't have a guy to take trips with. I don't know. Texting? I feel like texting plays a part in that? Lame emoticons? General lack of chemistry with most men my age? Fuck, I don't know. I just want to update my Twitter app in peace, thank you very much.
And now I'm in the mood to listen to "Step by Step" because if that doesn't cheer me up, then nothing will. (FYI, I still know all the words to the song by heart!)