|I don't like his dream dog!|
I don't get it! Why do short guys always want huge dogs approximately the same size as they are? It's beyond weird. That'd be like walking around with a buddy on a leash and picking up his shit several times a day. Who'd want to do that on purpose? My mind = boggled.
I've never met a giant dog that I've liked. Their breath smells bad, they slobber everywhere, and they just seem so...cumbersome. Besides, I'm more of a cat person. But just because I like cats, I don't feel the need to have a 6 ft. cat I can pal around with anytime soon. I don't hate all dogs. In fact, I've met a few cool dogs that I've grown to love, but they were small and roughly the size of a cat. Coincidence? Maybe.
It sucks because he looked so happy when he showed me the picture of his dream dog. I feel terrible that I'm not nearly as enthused about the idea of a humungous canine pet as he is, but what are you gonna do? I'm not into it!