He either owns a vintage muscle car or an environmentally-friendly ride; either way, you would totally make out in the backseat with him. He will make sure that you know that he does not deejay using either an iPod or laptop and is wildly opposed to those who do. His breadth of musical knowledge will make you swoon so much that you will tolerate his messy, artsy apartment overflowing with tons of dude roommates. As a note of caution, he can't remember if he ever took his SATs and he will show up for a camping trip with nothing but the baja on his back. Sayin'.
But, he always has decent beer in the fridge, is always a good time, and always knows where the party is. He'll use phrases like, "Don't be a summer bummer, man," and he likes to chillax watching stoner movies just as much as you do. Behold: