Did you over-tweeze? Wax 'em? What did you do? Did you sneeze when you were using nosehair trimmers and shave your under-eyebrow area by accident? We don't know what you did, but we can't look away.
Come on, just tell us. Did your sister talk you into this? You have hair on your knuckles but none around your uber-groomed brows. We gotta be honest, it's distracting.
We applaud your effort, but your super duper manicured brows are making us uncomfortable. You were supposed to manscape, not manSCRAPE! It looks like there are two Nike swooshes just chillin' on your face. It's not hot.