May 2, 2009

Quick Rant: Come On, Just High Five Me

Come the fuck on! Just high five me. What's the big deal? Do it. Doooo it. It'll be fun, I swear. What, do you hate fun? Why do you hate fun so much? High fiving is free fun. Will you please high five me? Please?

[Begrudgingly, he gives me the wimpiest high five ever while rolling his eyes and quickly crossing his arms in defiance]

There you go. Now, was that so hard? (Mental note: stop hanging out with guys who won't just high five me.)

6 comments:

Julie said...

amen to that, sister. free fun!! this is why the Phillies parade was the best thing ever...streets filled with free fun.

queenalpo said...

Worse - terrorist-bumping your palm. As if they're too cool for you.

Platypus Jones said...

life's too short to not get a little palm action

Ben Kessler said...

Who the fuck doesn't give a high-five?

Anna said...

Freakin' curmudgeonly dudes, that's who. I know, I was shocked too. But, it has happened to me!

Colin said...

This guy knows what's up
http://improveverywhere.com/2009/02/09/high-five-escalator/

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