Come the fuck on! Just high five me. What's the big deal? Do it. Doooo it. It'll be fun, I swear. What, do you hate fun? Why do you hate fun so much? High fiving is free fun. Will you please high five me? Please?
[Begrudgingly, he gives me the wimpiest high five ever while rolling his eyes and quickly crossing his arms in defiance]
There you go. Now, was that so hard? (Mental note: stop hanging out with guys who won't just high five me.)