I AM THE WORSTTTT! The reason why I can't keep a date--let alone a boyfriend--is because I have the loosest lips that constantly sink my love boat. I end up telling guys all the weirdest and most off-the-wall shit about me way too soon. The weird thing is that I don't even need to be drunk.Oh man, that's too funny. We totally just had a mental image of your lips literally sinking the Love Boat. That'd be crazy, to say the least. What are you terrible at? Drop us a line at firstname.lastname@example.org and share the shame.
I scare them off with my blabbering, whether it's about my 21 year-old sister's 40 year-old boyfriend, my random bulk text messages to everyone in my phonebook, my drunken stories of sleeping under couches, or just some weird shit that happened in boarding school. I don't know what it is, but I cannot keep my mouth shut for just a little while! I have crazy written all over me. What can I say? I am who I am!
June 6, 2009
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