- eat real food
- drink any alcohol
- do any strenuous activity
- do anything that could be remotely seen as fun
I'll be honest: it's not hot to have a guy give a fuck about fad diets. If I don't pick up when you call, it's because I'm at a Renaissance Faire trying to find a guy jammin' on a huge turkey leg like he don't give a fuck. Yes, your fad diet is making a Ren Faire dude look normal in comparison. Think about that. Don't call me; I'll call you.