December 7, 2009

Sexy Musician Dude: Chris Ward

Who he is:
Chris is the drummer for Pattern is Movement and he books shows for Johnny Brenda's. Maybe you've seen him running around JB's doing show production as well. That means that he makes sure the bands get their hummus and clean towels. He's also a totally freakin' insanely nice man, but I'm not sure if that's on his resume, too. 

Why you should vote for him:
Not to sound like a creep, but we want to roll up into his beard like a Little Debbie Swiss roll and take a nap. And, have you gazed into his eyes? He looks like a goddamn teddy bear. He's seriously the best! We'd be happy to be his plus one any day of the week.

6 comments:

Brian said...

Chris Ward, I want to take your beard out on a date and spit a 10" classic touch screen wawa hoagie with it. Also, I want you inside me.
- bill walton

c v a said...

Chris Ward, Let's lift up our voices in Unison and Rhyme to the Most High.

bradley oliver said...

hot in the right spots....mmmph...

Jemal said...

Chris is the dreamiest!

Amanda said...

They are right, you are the nicest, sweetest man ever. And you're a sexpot.

Hana Grace said...

Chris once complimented me on my shoes in a hole in the wall coffee shop in Knoxville. He is amazing <3

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