We love (Ctrl + A) all of you boys that know keyboard shortcuts. We are happy to (Ctrl + W) the door on our past relationships and start a (Ctrl + N) one with you. Honestly, we wish we could (Ctrl + Z) when we blew you off last summer because now we know that we could never (Ctrl + R) you.
We love to go dancing with you because you can totally (Ctrl + X) up a rug! You don't even mind if we (Ctrl + C) your moves. And, you always go with the flow. Like, if it rains on our date, you (Ctrl + S) the evening by puddle stomping along with us like we're kids. We also love when you (Ctrl + O) doors for us. As long as you treat us like a princess, we'll never (Ctrl + Q) you.
(Ctrl + I) With very much love,
(Ctrl + I) Shmitten Kitten