January 15, 2010

Pics and Vids: A Friday Laff



This is my life except that my booty call dudes are the worst ones on the planet and never answer when I text. They get around to it, like, three days later when I'm doing something stupid like waiting in line at the bank. It's great to be nonchalant and all, but seriously, a little chalance (is that a word?) would go a long way, boys. I have no idea why they continue to be in my phone. They're like my own personal government employees: it'd be too much of a hassle to fire 'em and hire new ones. There's paperwork involved. I have to advertise for new recruits. I think they might be in a union, too. I don't wanna piss those guys off, you know?  

via Space Ghetto

7 comments:

jimmy said...

chalant you may be able to get away with, but chalance, don't think so. i think something like avidity or fervor might be what you're looking for...

Anna said...

Fuck it. I'll make up a new word. Chalance, welcome to my lexicon!

jimmy said...

hey it's your blog, i say type whatever the fuck you want.

Jon K said...

You're just like all the other late night sex texters, Anna. Only interested in his diction.

Lu said...

Maybe she's dickmatized. I've been there sister.

Amanda said...

A guy I was seeing used the wrong "their" in an email and I immediately fell out of lust with him. Bad grammar: unsurprisingly, a complete boner killer.

highheelgal said...

Hahaha...bad grammar, especially "your" and "you're" and the use of all lowercase letters is a dealbreaker for me. I'm an English teacher, and if you write like my students, then I can't date you.

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