February 25, 2010
HOLY SHIT I rocked it again when I ordered a plate of Mee Siam noodles for us to split because they were SO FUCKING GOOD! I wanted to GRAB YOU BY THE LAPELS AND KICK YOU IN THE DICK BECAUSE THEY WERE SO FUCKING TASTY. And, that vegetable curry should've BLOWN YOUR FUCKING MIND, it was so fucking fantastic. IN YOUR FACE, EMPTY PLATES, BECAUSE YOU'RE MOTHERFUCKING EMPTY. BOO-YAH!
Then, when I suggested that we get some fancy gelato around the corner you should've FLIPPED YOUR SHIT because that was the perfect counterbalance to a such a SPICY FUCKIN' MEAL, you SHIT STAIN.
But, you didn't even seem to notice you FUCKING FUCK. Good luck finding someone who can expertly order a meal for two the way that I just did. I AM THE MUTHERFUCKING WORLD FUCKING CHAMPION OF FOOD SUGGESTIONS! AAAAAARGH!!!!!
*rips shirt off and flexes muscles*