As Third Eye Blind pleaded, I wish you would step back from that ledge, my friend. Cut ties with all the lies that you've been living in! You know why? Because you look like an asshole when you try to jump over anything.
Face it: Your body is not programmed to jump. In the animal kingdom, you would definitely be classified as a flightless bird. Not to be a Debbie Downer here, but guys with beer bellies and asthma don't compete in high jump competitions for a reason.
This is embarrassing. It's like your feet are two cinder blocks and you're trying to will them over that curb. Your fists are clenched and your eyes are shut tight like you're trying to coerce your body to move in a way it never could. Your legs are clearly not used to jumping. They seem as pumped about this stunt as I am i.e. not at all.
It's not gonna work! I feel like a NASA protester in the '60s: You belong on the ground. Just be happy with that, Icarus. Oh lord. I can't even watch.