March 3, 2010

Story Time Update: Your Worst Date In Six Words

Last week, I asked you guys to share your worst date with us in six words. Honestly, I was blown away by your submissions. Some were downright hysterical. Here are a few of my favorites:
Suggested Hard Rock Cafe for drinks.
Made me sit in the backseat.
Light washed jeans, leather braided belt.
Fucked up teeth. Online pictures lied.
Only had five bucks on him.
Yin yang necklace. Serious about it.
Burped in middle of kissing. Gross.
Admitted he fantasized about his mom.
Tried to eat Buffalo wings seductively.
I gotta say, reading about your horrible dates is an instant pick me up. Whenever I'm feeling down, I just peruse this list. Well done, gang!

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

Do they have cream for that?

Jon K said...

Leonard Part 6 is like my fondest childhood memory haha

Kriz said...

Got a good one, too:

Made out with her ex boyfriend.

So sad...

Lu said...

Hot boy, smelly room. Hell Naw.

Jeanette said...

Had mice, just in his room.

Anonymous said...

Ok it took me a while to think about it, but I'm ready to try this! (I feel kinda bad about it though, so I'll stay anonymous just in case.)


I found his thong in couch.

He couldn't "finish" because of hemorrhoids.

Discovered he lied about his age.
(bonus round: by only 2 years! that's dumb.)

Way too excited about German food.

Anonymous said...

I've got three more:

Racial expletives 20 minutes into date.

Shouted "Free Bird" during rock show.

Suit and tie at Standard Tap.

Anonymous said...

Buffy the Vampire Slayer Tattoo. Seriously.

Sally said...

"Come on, just touch it once."

Anonymous said...

Dress like Michael J. Fox...please?

Anna said...

Wait, someone said that to you?? Are you a short dude?

Anonymous said...

yes.

Anna said...

Was it me? Did I ask you to do it?

Anonymous said...

Have you ever asked a dude to do that?

The girl was tall.

Anna said...

The girl was tall and it wasn't me? I'm not sure if I've ever asked a guy to do that. Here, I'll start right now: will you dress like Michael J. Fox for me? Pretty please with a cherry on top.

Anonymous said...

Can't do it.

Lorraine won't let me out after I fell from the tree.

Anna said...

That's too bad, Calvin. Well, that is your name, isn't it? Calvin Klein? It's written all over your underwear.

Anonymous said...

Merona's the name. According to my underwear.

Six words and truthful.

Anna said...

Um, that's seven words, mister.

Nice try.

Tell me something else in six words.

Anonymous said...

She wore a size 9 cap.

Anna said...

Haha. WHAT? What does that even mean? I want a do-over. Tell me something in six words that would make me laugh.

Anonymous said...

Size 9 and Merona weren't written by the same person....

Anonymous said...

worst first date... 6 words... easy,
"hey, can you find anything?" (narcotics)
yea i found the exit and u a ride home in something called not my car! lmao

Jess said...

Was describing someone I went on one date with a long time ago with the following and realized it was a worst date in six words.

Alcoholic racist with a pet bunny.

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