
I've been known to wander into oncoming traffic because I've been blinded by the hotness of this look. This hat is like if Tequila were a garment: it blurs my judgment. I've hooked up with terrible dudes just because I thought their hat was cute.
Can you blame me, though? Look at him over there! I wanna cook him spaghetti and kiss his earlobes.
2 comments:
Does hook up mean make-out or sex or purposely ambiguous?
Good question! It means any kind of romantic physical contact.
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