March 30, 2010

I Love Love Love Guys Who Can Improvise Song Lyrics To Crack Me Up

It takes a special kind of man who can magically transform Creed's "With Arms Wide Open" to "With Legs Wide Open" out of the blue. I wanna hang out with this man. All the time.

We'll pass by a dog walker corralling no less than four dogs and he'll start belting out, "I like big mutts and I cannot lie/ you other brothers can't deny/ when a poodle walks in with an itty-bitty waist and a hairy paw in your face, you get sprung!" I'm laughing so hard, I have to cross my legs 'cause I don't wanna liz.

Or, maybe he'll bust out this choice nug when we're jammin' on burritos, "Tick tock/ get up/ stop. I wanna Mex you up!" Oh shit! I just did a spittake with my delicious Mexican Coke.

Maybe you had to be there, but take it from me, I LOVE when guys do this! Keep it up, you hysterical song lyric wizards.

6 comments:

citygalwrites said...

YES! My ex made up ridiculous songs all the time and believe it or not, it was attractive. If only there was a box for that on dating profiles...

al said...

Fungame:

Whenever a song says, "you" replace with "dudes."

Goodtimes.

patty punker said...

liz!!!! that's awesome.

Anonymous said...

My boyfriend does this and it's the best!

Classic: After having sex, he changed the words to The Beatles "Come Together right now...over me" to
"Come Together right now...hopefully." I think there was more but I was laughing too hard to remember.

This creative cuteness is awesome!

Rob said...

I used to drive my ex nuts doing that. If I did it to a song I liked, she would ask "I thought you liked this song?" . She loved U2, so I especially had to do it their songs all the time (So "She Moves in Mysterious Ways" became a song about a couch potato "She Moves Just A Few Times a Day") I probably grew up listening to too much Weird Al.

Anna said...

Rob, that is AWESOME! Your ex sounds laaaaaaame. Sorry! You gotta find a girl that can appreciate this awesome quality you have.

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