April 7, 2010

Phrases We'd Like To Stab In The Face: "I Don't Wanna Waste Your Time"

I can't stand when a guy says this to me. Here is what we do together: eat food, watch movies, go out for drinks, and kick it. Those are all things that I like doing. In particular, those are all things that I like doing with him. If that's wasting my time, then I don't even know what.

Here are a few things that should apologize to me for wasting my time:
  • Facebook
  • Last season's Big Love
  • PerezHilton.com
  • Any episode of Maury Povich that I've ever watched
  • Any news item involving Sarah Palin
  • Reading about hegans
  • Reading about hipsters using food stamps
  • Rush hour traffic
  • This season of Lost
He's acting like he's doing me--and my time--a favor by peacing out. But, he should know that I don't have that many important things to do. Return emails? Make a phone call? I'll get to it later. I'm not Donald Trump here; I can hang out 1-3 nights a week and have it be ok.

I get it that he doesn't want to keep seeing me for whatever reason, but blaming it on wasting my time is just fucktarded.

As a side note, this is the video for the Strokes' song, "Under Control." A boy actually played this song while he was breaking up with me and told me to listen to the lyrics because they described what he was feeling. He'd point to the speakers and nod every time the singer sang, "I don't wanna waste your time." TRUE STORY!


lizzzygirl said...

OMG I canNOT handle the nod to the speakers, who does he think he is Chris Carrabba!

I also can't agree more with the little shoutout to the mind-boggling-too-much-crammed-into-one final season of Lost. I've been there since the beginning, and I can't handle all this sideways new story shizzznit.

great insight as always!

Chu Hui said...

Haha! I'm so glad this is an official post now.

Anna said...

Girl, I got your back. xoxo

polianarchy said...

I just looked up "hegan" and now I'm angry and EVERYONE.

Anonymous said...

Haha, breaking up by playing a song to you! What a charmer! ;-)



Samantha said...

Aww I disagree about the last season of Lost, but I think I just loved Lost too much to hate any of it.

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