Here are a few things that should apologize to me for wasting my time:
- Last season's Big Love
- Any episode of Maury Povich that I've ever watched
- Any news item involving Sarah Palin
- Reading about hegans
- Reading about hipsters using food stamps
- Rush hour traffic
- This season of Lost
I get it that he doesn't want to keep seeing me for whatever reason, but blaming it on wasting my time is just fucktarded.
As a side note, this is the video for the Strokes' song, "Under Control." A boy actually played this song while he was breaking up with me and told me to listen to the lyrics because they described what he was feeling. He'd point to the speakers and nod every time the singer sang, "I don't wanna waste your time." TRUE STORY!