Here a few of my most recent worst offenders:
Him: "I've been meaning to ask, did you send me anonymous sexy pics via Craigslist two years ago?"
Me: "Um, no."
After I queued up Shaggy's video for "It Wasn't Me," I mouthed "WTF?" for a good minute. This text exchange probably deserves its own post.
Me: "What are you up to?"
Me: "Watching it or starring in it?"
WHY IS THIS GUY TEXTING ME ABOUT PORN AT ALL! Gross.
Him: "Durrrrrrr"I showed you mine, now you show me yours. Post 'em in the comments, por favor. It's like our own version of Texts From Last Night!
Me: "It's like you are physically unable to text me a noun."