I still put "Cheer" on all the mix tapes I make and if I see that "Bikeage" is on the jukebox you can bet your bottom dollar that I'm gonna put it on. As soon as the notes blast through the speakers, it makes me feel like I'm 17 again.
I've already decided that I want to marry a guy who listens to the Descendents because in my experience, Descendents fans are basically edgy Boy Scouts. They:
- Are supersmart
- Have great jobs
- Are great with kids because they're total goofballs themselves
- Dress like '50s dads
- Wear cool glasses
- Are punctual
- Are sensitive (they never got the girl in high school so they identify with the underdog)
I love you, Descendents fans. You'll always have a coffee-mugged shaped place in my heart.