"Dudes on Demand. How can I help you?"
"Yes, hi. I'd like to make an order for delivery?"
"Sure. Go ahead."
"Ok. Let's see. I'd like one order of Compliments. One order of Hand Holding. Hmmmm. One order of Couch Snuggling, small. No, you know what? Make that a large.
"Yeah, I'll have one order of Hot Makeout, extra spicy. And, I'll take one order of Unprompted Foot Massages. Actually, make that two. I'll have one for lunch tomorrow. That should be it. "
"Shmitten Kitten. The buzzer's broken so just call when you get here."
"Ok. It should take about 45 minutes."
"Great! See you then! Oh, and if you could toss in a side of Thoughtful Text Messages Right Before I Go To Bed, that'd be great."
"You got it."