A few wisps of peach fuzz over there, sure I'll let it slide. But if you can braid his lower back hairs into a friendship bracelet, then I'm out.
It's like the Mona Lisa, I feel it's watching me wherever I go. I try to fake it out; I move quickly from one side of the room the next. No dice. It's still watching, peeking out from over his jeans like a hairy tramp stamp. To quote Hall and Oats, "I can't go for that/ no can do."
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I once referred to a guy I was dating's "patch." He was so embarrassed, yet failed to shave it off. It was winter, so perhaps it kept him warm?!
also known as a 'sad trail'.
This aggression will not stand, man! I like the hairy patch. Though obviously you shouldn't be able to see it when it's not naked time, I think it's cute.
Gotta say I don't really mind it.
Girls who are saying that you like a hairy butt patch, do you play with it? Twist the hair around like Goldilocks' curls? Run your fingers through it like a stallion's mane?
Oh god, I just made myself hurl typing that.
I just had to go look in the mirror to make sure I don't have a hairy butt patch. Whew. But it is the kinda thing that could sneak up on you, and not in an 'it's always behind you' kinda way.
is it really a "butt patch" though? more of a back patch, if anything, no?
before the pic even loaded I saw only the title Hairy Butt Patches and I was like ooooh lord what am I about to read...
Ew, I didn't even know this was a thing! Oh dear jeebus, that is nasty. I used to rue the fact that I tend to date guys with patchy-at-best body hair, but now I am glad. I will take shady neckbeard over asscrack hair any day.
I adore my guy's seemingly random, yet mysteriously bilaterally symmetrical, patches of body hair. Small patches just below each shoulder. Pea-sized patches mirroring either side of his belly button. A pair of hairy nips. A sweet, hairy buttocks... I affectionately call him Fuzzy Butt.
My ex was naturally hair-free. His legs were a sparse forest. It was somewhat disturbing knowing that I, the female, had more body hair than my SO.
So I happily welcome my hairy, manly man with open arms.
I actually think it's cute! I have never dated super hairy guys, so maybe I never got the full-on hairy butt patch, but a little fuzz at the base of the spine is both manly and adorable. I don't twist my fingers in it, but I have been known to kinda' pet it while may hand is lingering there.
I would not be surprised if a lot of your other bonerkillers come as a result of you not dating a REAL man...aka a dude with ridiculous amounts of body hair. Just sayin.
butt patches require far too much maintenance, hence, we don't do shit about them. if it's a dealbreaker, perhaps something else about said dude is the true bonerkiller?
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