November 8, 2010

Phrases We'd Like To Stab In The Face: "I Just Got Out Of A Relationship"

I will now illustrate how I feel about the phrase, "I just got out of a relationship" using images of the Kool-Aid Man.

"I just"--
Got a kitten? Got a new tattoo? Got a friend request from your 6th grade crush? Haha. 

"got out of"--
Got out of a speeding ticket? Got out of a tight pickle? Got out of a tight sweater? What? Tell me.

"a relationship."

Stop. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. Just run away from him as fast as you can, unless you like guys who have no idea what they want, what they're ready for, and/or how they feel about you. Then, by all means, stick around.


melanie said...

I hate it when the guy decides we should have this conversation in my bed. Seriously, so hostile.

Anonymous said...

@melanie...i have experienced this too! dont they know how dangerous this is? we could smother them and kill them right then and there.

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